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Joke of the Day

"What do I and Y2K have in common? Neither of us can get a date right ;_;"

"A Santa joke. So what does a pimp and Santa have in common? They both go Ho Ho Ho I'll see myself [out] (http://i.imgur.com/9gdyd.gif)"

"Anytime I fly over the exact spot a time zone changes, I yell ""88 MILES PER HOUR!!!!"""

"If Jessica own 400 melons and Jimmy steal 50 of them, how many would be left? About tree fiddy."

"Did you hear about that guy going around stealing everybody's Flamin' Hot Cheetos? He was caught red-handed! ...I'll see myself to the door."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"When i have sex it's a race to see who comes first ... me or the aspca"

"Why did everyone hate the window? He was a pane in the glass! Credit: 12 year old me"

"Why did the chicken get an ouija board? To contact those who had crossed over to the other side."

"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."