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Joke of the Day

"If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall"

"What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner? He went back 4 seconds."

"What did the hooker say in the shower after a long day at work? That was a huge load off my back"

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."

"I tried to copy a philosophical pun but I kant"

"Funny how I used to see human features in things like electrical sockets, or clouds, or my ex."

"Since when did remembering names become such a thing? I think I offended dog face girl, again."

"Forget about sexy, I am bringing good manners back!"