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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock...(from my 6 year old) Who's there? ""Little girl"". Little girl, who? ""Little girl who can't reach the door knob""."

"Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road? None of your f**king business."

"What is the common point between spinach, and Sodomey? Even with butter, children still do not like it."

"INTERVIEWER: what's your greatest strength? ME: shape shifting INTERVIEWER: is that so? INTERVIEWER: yes INTERVIEWER: holy shit"

"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"

"How do you titillate an ocelot? Oscillate its tits a lot"

"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"

"When I will die... When I will die, I want my last words to be : ""I hid 1 billion dollars in the..."""

"What happened when the lion ate the comedian ? He felt funny !"

"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."