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Joke of the Day

"I've got the eye of a tiger and a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"

"*struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* ""HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"""

"What does a robot do after a one night stand? He nuts and bolts"

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"What is Jasmine Tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? Tres Leches!"

"Why did the T-rex cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"My Taiwanese friend is very intense and driven: He has a real Taipei personality"

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."

"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."