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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a hippy chick? You don't peel the crust off the pizza before you eat it"

"My girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles? motorcycles don't have trunks"

"What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad dad look what marma-laid' !"

"What do you call a porn with two couples? A pair-a-mount picture."

"The grass was greener on the other side, so we smoked it."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""

"Sex. Don't get it? good, you never will."

"Just saw a man crying because he doesn't know what a homophone is To comfort him I sat next to him, patted his back and said, ""They're, their, there..."""