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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ? General Lee speaking."
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"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on a prenutshell agreement."
"What's a difference between a oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste"
"What is the opposite of prostitute? Constitute, of course"
"What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea."
"Taking candy from an American baby is, like, really hard."
"If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel I would just continue getting nickels until I had all the nickels."
"""Hey, what time is it?"" 9:11"
"I would never cheat on my partner. Because that would require two people to find me attractive."