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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When it's a jar. (Doctor Who knew how to pun in the 60's)"
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"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."
"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"
"There's a new Fast & Furious ride at Universal Studios I really hope I don't get Paul Walkers car"
"What do you call a masterbating cow? Beef stroganoff"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."
"If I were a Scooby Doo villain, I'd take the whole thing to court. How hard can it be to overturn the testimony of 4 kids who talk to a dog?"
"what do you call that sensitive part in a woman's ass which when stimulated arouses her? shitoris"
"If I'm ever in an accident while driving and tweeting and you're the first person to arrive on the scene, grab my phone and press ""Send."""