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Joke of the Day
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
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"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"
"i would lose weight but i hate losing"
"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"ME: You're a silly sausage aren't you? SAUSAGE: [peering over spectacles] I may have acted out in my youth but that's not what defines me."
"""No, no, I said I'm a PEDALPHILE. I'm super into bicycling. So that's a no go on the job now, huh?"""
"1912 called. They want their boring ass concept of a parade back."
"I'm going to make a porno parodying the movie ""Alien"" I think the tagline will be, ""*In space no one can hear you cream*""."
"What's the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew-jitsu"