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Joke of the Day
"what did a crab say to another crab on christmas hey sandy claws"
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"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."
"Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school? Because he was SO-DIMM!"
"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."
"""ring on the wrong finger"" A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? . B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."
"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."
"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Timex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"All of my best ideas involve jail time."
"DAVE: sorry im late alvin needed me DATE: is that your son? DAVE: for the last time gwen, he's the lead singer in the chipmunk band i manage"