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Joke of the Day

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."

"A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, ""The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."""

"People are like songs.... some speak the truth and some just make sound."

"What did hitler say on his cake day? YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN USING THE OVENS FOR THE FINAL SOLUTION!"

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."

"A man knocked on my door this morning, asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool... So I gave him a glass of water."

"Pacman went to a therapist to help his anger management. She said: ""Next time you feel angry just waka-way"""

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Black and made by my dad."

"What is a ghost's favorite part of school? Spirit week."