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Joke of the Day

"""You have the right to remain silent so as not to incriminate yourself"" ~ 5th Amendment, understood by nobody onTwitter."

"advertising slogans are the official language of the united states of america"

"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window."

"Have you heard the joke about the corrupt government? [Content Removed]"

"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."

"It's cruel that people make fun of the way Stephen Hawking talks. I use one of those voice boxes myself and can synthesise with him."

"You know you are out of luck.. You know you are out of luck, when you ass-fuck your GF and still end up with a kid !"

"What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp? A communion wafer"

"The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but... the new guy screwed everything up"

"Love is a decision. I have decided not to smother my husband with his pillow. Our love will live another day."