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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high... She seemed surprised."
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"i like languages that pronounce all the letters in their spellings. no secrets, just each word an open faced sandwich"
"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out"
"Just had a really enlightening yoga session! LOLJK! I'm drinking warm whiskey out of a water bottle designed for hamsters."
"What do you call a comic book hero that is constantly hooked on having sex with female superheroes? A heroine addict."
"My football playing cousin went to prison He went in as a tight end, and came out as a wide receiver."
"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"
"and asks for a drink. A time traveller walks into a bar"
"A man walks into a Bar.. fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."