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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"

"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"

"""Yes, I need to check in."" ""Sir, this is a burn unit."" ""Yeah, I got hit hard with a series of jokes about my mom, and I had no comeback."""

"Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it. Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?"

"What do you get when you cross a rooster with a PB&J. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. Shout out to Roosterteeth"

"Seven days without food... Makes one weak!"

"You get what you get and you don't get upset... You have cancer."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You think it's 'R' but it's really the 'C'. :D"

"REQUIRED : A content developer. Salary commensurate with contentment"

"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."