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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between spinach and boogers? Kids don't eat spinach"
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"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."
"My goal in life is always turn the negative into the positive... which is why I lost my job at the HIV clinic"
"I'm still waiting for the day my patents will say: ""It's all fake son, we're millionaires, this was just to teach you how to be humble."
"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"
"Six words that strike fear in the hearts of parents everywhere: You've been volunteered as a chaperone"
"Chuck Norris... ..was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands"
"My New Years resolution. Always HD 1080p I don't know why everyone keeps asking."
"Why are there no midget accountants? They always come up short."
"Jehovah's Witnesses are like testicles They come in pairs, one is always bigger than the other, they keep knocking on the door but never get in, and if they do, shits about to get freaky."