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Joke of the Day

"Never tell someone that it would work out if ""only they lived closer"". Crazy can change zip codes faster than you can change your identity."

"Why did all the native people move out East? Because there is no work out there."

"Andy was away from school for 2 days because he had a flu. On the third day when he went back to school his teacher told him how he felt. I feel with my hands Miss !"

"Mad bunny What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny."

"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."

"Large scale pot-growing bust on my neighbors property I was charged with planting evidence..."

"What do you call a bread that's not too bright? a dimwheat"

"What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb? Nothing."

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

"The guys that taught me every medicine joke I know just arrived at my doorstep. I decided to in-vitamin."