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Joke of the Day

"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"I like my women like I like my beer Stout and bitter"

"TIFU by having sex on an airplane .."

"A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable."

"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong socks today"

"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"

"My friend asked me if I was ready to go to the nudist colony. I was born ready."

"What's the name of that band Dave Matthews is in"

"[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot."