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Joke of the Day

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."

"How many gorillas does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a shitload of lightbulbs."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support over here or people will think we're nuts."

"Had a job interview yesterday and was asked how much I was worth so I got up to leave. They ask me if there is a problem? Yes there is, I can't afford to live off that."

"[OC] How does captain hook cook pita bread? With a pita pan."

"Cracked me up when I was 5, still cracks me up as an adult. Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have such big fingers!"

"If I was an origami penguin, where would I hide?"

"Everybody has been reading about the fight today Except Floyd Mayweather."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? Hell-if-I-know"