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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."
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"Are you getting older and wiser? No he's getting older and wider!"
"Sir? the table of hot ladies over there wanted to know what song you were drumming on the bar. they said it seemed very fast and impressive."
"What do you call a female sex change? An add-a-dick-to-me."
"A blonde joins a Mexican cartel The cartel sends her to Colombia to get coke and she brings Pepsi."
"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."
"""You're what you eat"" So say hello to your new Mum ;)"
"How do you make a cat go ""woof""? Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!"
"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."