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Joke of the Day

"Superman's first day at the daily planet. Boss: Since you're new, you might need supervision. Clark: I have that, superhearing too."

"King Arthur's birthday party at the round table. King Arthur looked down at the pastries and asked ""Are these all Cake?"" ""Two are pie"" replied Sir Cumference"

"How many of you guys experienced this? Damn! I don't have spare keys either."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ? Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !"

"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"

"Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""

"The only time my girl friend will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER""... ...is when they are lowering my casket into the ground!"

"How does the KKK celebrate gay pride? With a LGBBQ."

"U.S found oil in foreign land soil and instantly reported serious shortage of democracy there"

"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""