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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the American get the burger? ...because the heart attack got him first."
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"How does a Jewish guy get his favorite beer? Hebrews it himself."
"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."
"A man goes to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor pens the following in his notes ""Patient presented with anxiety""."
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"Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*"