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Joke of the Day
"i want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems"
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"I just tried to woo Stephen Hawking. But I don't think I pushed the right buttons."
"you know whats great about alzhemiers? nevermind i forget"
"My sister Crystal I asked my mother earlier today why my sister was named Crystal. Mother: That's because I love crystals so much. Me: What about my name then? Mother: No more questions today, Dick."
"How Do they say ""F**k You"" in Hollywood? ""Trust Me..."""
"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."
"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""
"How long do black women need to bring the garbage out? About 9 month."
"Trump has so many failed businesses, if he wanted to shut down abortion clinics, he should have just put his name on one"
"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"