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Joke of the Day
"How do you treat Mrs. Potato Head when she has cancer? Ampu-tater"
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"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"
"Computer nerd dirty talk I'm going to stick my D: disk into your V: drive."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses? Italians don't like ANY witnesses."
"Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil? Because the women are not allowed to drive."
"Coconut water: for people who love the taste of piss but don't wanna deal with the social stigma of drinking it."
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween? I'll be Bach"
"If the 2008 election was about Hope and Change, what is 2016? Fear and Loathing."