26168
Joke of the Day
"Welcome to my garden of actors And on your left, we have the Benedict Cucumber Patch"
Next Joke
"Taco Bell manager: I'm sorry, you didn't get the job. It's your drug test Me: so you mean... Manager: yes, you passed. Get high & re-apply"
"How do you make a whore moan? You don't pay her."
"Why did the ska kid not get the job?... they were worried about his checkered past"
"(Worst Joke) Why did Hitler open the window? To let fresh aryan"
"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"
"What do pickles do to make themselves look more beautiful They get Vlasic surgery"
"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"
"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."
"A local policeman did a talk on heroin It was impossible to understand him"