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Joke of the Day
"There are 5 Types of Matter... Gas Solid Liquid Plasma and most importantly Black Lives"
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"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."
"How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"
"Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it was lunch"
"I just saved 57 dollars on my groceries without a single coupon. Self checkouts are awesome."
"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"
"Actually, Kara, love is an illusion created by chemical reactions. The most powerful force in the world is the invisible hand of the market."
"What's the difference between a seal and a sealion? An extra electron"
"What makes a grown man cry? Watching his wife and children die before his eyes."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Hitler? Hitler had a plan."