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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"

"I accidentally pooped my pants during a 5 hour long company meeting today. It was super embarassing, but a man's gotta doo when a man's gotta doo."

"r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me."

"What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world? Nothing, she's fine"

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."

"Steve Jobs's death was a conspiracy. He was murdered by his brother, Inside Jobs."

"I like my women like I like my trail mix... With nuts."

"Do you know what 8/10 redditors say they hate the most? The answer might surprise you... ..clickbait."