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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice"
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"*Picks up extra virgin olive oil. *smirks* ""Not for long my friend. Not for long."""
"What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased."
"Your password needs to contain a capital letter a number an emoji a plot and a protagonist with some character development and a twist end."
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the main stream. A hipster actually told me this one."
"Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni but got plain."
"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"
"[party] ME: I'm uncomfortable BF: Just mingle ME: Do I introduce myself? BF: We're at your family reunion"