194095

Joke of the Day

"roses r red violets r blue sunflowers r yellow i bet u were expecting someting romantic but no this is just gardening facts"

"When does a heterosexual man leave a gay bar? Straight away."

"Two deer walk out of a bar. One turns to the other in disgust and says, ""I can't believe you blew 20 bucks in there."""

"Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween? Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees."

"seems like you must have been preeeetty stupid to get caught for murder in the 1800s"

"So I studied abroad in college... She never called me back though."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"What gets easier to pick up the more it weighs? Women."

"Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony; he stuck a feather in his hat, and called it macaroni... That folks, is what drugs do to you."

"I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission"