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Joke of the Day

"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."

"can't wait to see how dudes figure out how to still get really mad at each other when cars are all self-driving"

"Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets? They take the senor discount."

"Did you hear about the mathematician who became a monk? One evening he was solving a trigonometric equation and then he saw a sine."

"Schizophrenia and Abandonment Issues I have schizophrenia and intense abandonment issues. I'm not worried: it's kinda like 1 + -1=0 since I'll never really be alone."

"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."

"Poop Patties What did the fry cook do when he found out they were making the burger patties with feces? He flipped a shit."

"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"

"Did you hear about the Kidnapping? Don't worry, he woke up"

"Why do women love chocolate? Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing."