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Joke of the Day

"Stop asking me to vote for your kid in contests. I'm too nice of a person to tell you I'm surprised you got laid in the first place."

"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."

"Why don't computers have any brothers? They are all trans-sisters."

"Coworker: Ugh, the coffee is too strong Me: There is no strong coffee. Just weak people."

"Wanna hear a joke about overdosing on cocaine? I can't remember all of it, but the last line's a killer."

"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."

"Why didn't the spaceship take off? Becuase it was astronauty"

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a brony? A vegetarian doesn't like meat in their mouth."

"Q: What's the strongest bird? A: A crane."