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Joke of the Day

"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."

"What's the difference between the Welland bus terminal and a Lobster with breast implants? One is a busty crustacean, and the other is a crusty bus station."

"Why did the chicken get a strike? Because it was a fowl."

"Me: Can I have a Batmobile? Santa: Be realistic. Me: Ok, pass my Masters & get a good job? Santa: I'll leave the Batmobile in the garage."

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"

"Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?"

"You can tell how single I am by the way my cat and dog wear their sombreros with quiet dignity and acceptance."

"It's called a runway. But you taxi there. In a plane. Go home English, you're drunk."

"Pretty Punny! What did the cat stripper say when she found out she was being replaced by a younger pussy?????? You've gotta be Kitten me!"