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Joke of the Day

"if you took every species of rattlesnake in the US and laid them end to end, I would yell at a safe distance, ""STOP DOING THAT!"""

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"Giving a woman an orgasm is like riding a bicycle. I always feel silly wearing a helmet."
"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."
"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"
"What's long and hard and fucks old people? Osteoporosis"
"Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"When does a hunger strike stop? When hunger strikes."
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"
"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."
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