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Joke of the Day

"Where do dumb aliens go? Area 52"

"I don't know how to tell people this... But I want to be a translator."

"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"Do you know anything about antiques? Cause I found a tampon in my backyard and I wanted to know what period it was from."

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham? Lena Dunham wrote the book about it."

"I think my doctor has OCD too... He diagnosed me with CDO."

"Him: Ha! I got your ATM card. Me: So? You'll never guess my PIN. Him: Is it 6969? Me:.. Him:. Me:.. Him:. Me: Seriously dude, give it back."