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Joke of the Day

"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""

"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"

"Musicians... cant seem to get of the [sofa](http://imgur.com/xUunghQ)"

"What's worse than a dead lawyer? A living one."

"You think you can take me, tough guy? I'd like to see you try. Seriously, anywhere fun you might be going. Take me with."

"If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys."

"A goose walks into a cafe. He says, ""I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."""

"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""

"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"

"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."