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Joke of the Day

"I bet now that it's been a few years, she's ""The Girl Who Really Regrets Getting That Dragon Tattoo."""

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"Anywhere but here. Where does the punchline of a joke go?"
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"A goose walks into a cafe. He says, ""I want a burger, fries, and coke. Put it on my bill."""
"Facebook should invent a relationship status that says ""Only when I'm drunk."""
"What's Hillary Clinton's favorite work of art? Pneumonia Lisa"
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."