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Joke of the Day
"They really need to add a ""download this song illegally"" button on Pandora."
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"Why does an elephant have 4 Feet? Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches."
"I won't be getting any sex tonight but I beat level 15 on Bejeweled so its pretty much just as good."
"What do you call a virus that affects the command line? Terminal Illness"
"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."
"What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining? ""BAAAHH RAIN!"""
"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."
"I'm not a beach, but shore. Cheesy and overused, but always makes me laugh."
"You know you're in the r/science subreddit when [removed]"
"Mickey Mantle knew 2 things. Drinking, and how to play drunk baseball."