80472
Joke of the Day
"I hate my new Haircut!! ... But it'll grow on me =D Do you get it?"
Next Joke
"What do you call an all guy Christian party? A suseJ fest"
"Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids."
"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"
"My wife said I'm picky. I said obviously not picky enough. Anyone need a roommate tonight?"
"2 married mathematicians have fratenal twins They name the boy Adam, and the girl Subtractam"
"Is your refrigerator running? Because there is a fucking dead horse inside of it."
"I went to the doctor because my hearing problem The doctor said 'Can you describe the symptoms?' I said 'Yeah, Homer is fat and Marge has blue hair'"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making head lines..."
"Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred."