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"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"
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"How does the queen bee get around the hive? She's throne."
"Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another."
"Doesn't take a rocket scientist to understand A neutron walks into a bar, and asks: ""How much for a drink?"". To which the bartender replies: ""For you, no charge"""
"There's no way the Ninja Turtles would have those ripped abs. You can't do crunches with a shell attached to your back. Trust me I've tried."
"Any joke can be a one liner ^^^^^^^if ^^^^^^^you ^^^^^^^write ^^^^^^^small ^^^^^^^enough."
"I Can see the future, Donald Trump wins the election This post made with **Internet Explorer**"
"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."
"I know this is the kind of thing everyone avoids talking about, but I'm going to say it. I think I'm smarter than most, if not all, babies."
"[VIDEO] Cristiano screams like a goat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elOlE-wEpoE&feature=youtu.be CR7 screaming like a goat, enjoy"