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Joke of the Day

"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"

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"I need some sun. My legs are so white they just drove to Whole Foods in their Prius."
"The local flasher in my area was going to retire this week but he's changed his mind and is going to stick it out till Christmas."
"What did the tight vagina say to the loose vagina? Nothing - its lips were sealed."
"Russian nesting dolls are so full of themselves."
"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"
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