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Joke of the Day
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
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"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."
"If only the first rule of Vegan club Was not to talk about Vegan club"
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."
"A girl asked me for a dick pic. I told her sorry, my phone doesn't take panoramic pics."
"How many PMSing women does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!"
"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."