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Joke of the Day

"RIP to my hair dryer. It was the only thing to blow me for the last 10 years and never complain."

"Somebody told me that rum and coke wasn't the answer to my problems. I told them that it might not be the answer, but it was certainly a solution."

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas? With a DustBuster."

"I like mixing laxatives and nitrous oxide on a regular basis, but it's OK... ...I only do it for shits and giggles."

"What does a paedophile like to do while on vacation? Get some son."

"[firemen meeting] if we had a pole instead of stairs, we could get to the trucks much quicker *from back* ""why dont we just sit downstairs?"""

"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"

"I'm actually not sure if the Wife decorated the tree really well or she just created the best Lady Gaga outfit in history"