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Joke of the Day

"Wife to her husband:""Why do you stand in the balcony every time I sing classical?"" The husband replies ""So that the neighbors don't think I'm fucking you forcibly"""

"I think I wasted my 15 minutes of fame trying to save money on car insurance."

"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""

"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."

"What's best about hiring an immigrant midget? You pay them under the table ;)"

"CNN Poll: 50% of Bernie Sanders supporters drink whole milk, 35% drink 2% milk, and 15% drink skim milk They all hate the 1% though"

"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Wheelchairs A perfect gift for that ""special"" someone."

"What did the bee to the other bee in summer ? Swarm here isn't it !"

"What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea? ALLAHPOO AKBAR!"