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Joke of the Day
"Wheelchairs A perfect gift for that ""special"" someone."
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"I'm insensitive I don't get the sense of words."
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"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""
"Sleeping Beauty taught me that: 1. I'm not the laziest girl in the land 2. If you sleep long enough, strange men break in & do stuff to you."
"The other day I saw a sheep pole dancing in a kebab shop."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face."
"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."
"What's a spiders favorite way to learn? A webinar."
"Two law students walk into a bar. They both failed."