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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea? ALLAHPOO AKBAR!"
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"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."
"An astronaut was ejected from the ISS naked. It's OK, though. He felt no pressure."
"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman"
"What does Tammy Wynette do to beat the heat? Stands by her fan."
"""Maybe like a tiny bed for your face."" - pillow pitch meeting"
"An elephant joke... What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? Plenty o' room."
"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""
"Order by telephone only. A friend of mine went to buy a sim card. Turns out you need to call ahead to get one."
"You know, there's one thing I have yet to witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian."