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Joke of the Day
"What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine."
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"Call me old fashioned but I prefer women with eyebrows made out of hair"
"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."
"Where did all the TV remotes go when you can't find them? To a remote island..."
"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."
"*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? (Most people respond, ""Arrr!"") That's what I thought too, but it turns out their hearts belong to the 'C'."
"I know 3 jokes about cheese... But none of them are as gouda 'dis one."
"Is it just me or do those red foil wrapped Hershey's kisses taste almost identical to the silver foil Hershey's kisses? I'll keep testing."
"""U can legally stab someone if u suspect they're a Gary."" -no you can't *pulling knife from sheath* ""Sounds like somthin a Gary would say"""