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Joke of the Day

"If you have my phone number but insist on posting some personal tidbit on my FB wall, I'll beat the crap out of you."

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"""Well, there goes the end of my arm,"" said Tom offhandedly."
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"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"
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"Why do female drivers sit higher up in their seats than male drivers? Because they're sitting on a box."
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