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Joke of the Day

"Knock, knock. Who's there?"

"Donald Trump has a new slogan that he hopes will help his numbers with African American voters. ""Orange Is The New Black."""

"What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !"

"What did One Direction say when they became popular? Zayn Ma Luck"

"While teaching a CPR course, chuck norris actually brought the practice dummy to life"

"Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in."

"What did the toilet say to the pee? urine"

"Plato walks into a bar. And he realises that the bar is not a real bar. In fact, it contains the concept of 'a bar'. Then, with an amazed face, he says: ""This bar is ideal!"""

"My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun."

"I thought I would enjoy a baby shower... ...but who wants to be covered in red spaghetti? Plus the little holes in the showerhead seem to clog a lot."