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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"
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"How does Bob Ross masturbate? He beats the devil out of it."
"Mom called to ask if I'd take her shopping. Me: What time? Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now."
"If you say I'm getting fat again Aunt Betty, I'll make a ""anything for 5 dollars"" ad on Craigslist with your name and number."
"What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler! ^^^... ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^I ^^^know, ^^^/r/dadjokes ^^^is ^^^thataway"
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."
"What made the cable guy late? There was a cord-eal"
"What do you call a basement full of SJW's? A whine cellar."
"Why did Dracula miss lunch? Because he didn't fancy the stake."
"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"