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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle with bad hair? Donny Trump"
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"One direction splitting up? My daughter just announced to me she is in d-Niall :-)"
"if you're in a sports bar but don't understand sports just keep repeating the phrase ""damn they gotta get him the ball."" everyone will agree"
"Why can't Ganondorf go on the internet? There are too many Links."
"Boyfriend: You know you can..... Boyfriend: You know you can be a real bitch. Girlfriend: I have been called worse. Boyfriend: Like what? Girlfriend: Your girlfriend!"
"Only 1 month left til black people misspell Kwanzaa."
"What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesaurus"
"The reality is that a lot of girls out there just aren't prepared for a nice, decent guy."
"What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt!"
"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."