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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"
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"Confucius says: Woman who sleeps with judge..... receives honorable discharge"
"A conversation between a cobra and a librarian -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh -Shhhh"
"What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke? I am the one who Knock-knocks."
"I love how all the characters in kids shows are always SO thrilled while at work. Like Bob never gets pissed over a missing screwdriver."
"[teenage girl reading horoscope tweets] ""Gemini's go to sleep when they are tired"" HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO ME"
"I saw a man with a board saying 'Repent for you're sin's, the end of the world is nigh'. I thought 'That's a bad sign'."
"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""
"Pair of Twins I've been shagging a pair of twins recently, and my friend asked me ""How do you tell the difference?"". I told him ""It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..."" ""..and Derek has a moustache"""
"If you could create a pill, what would it be for and what would the side effects be?"