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Joke of the Day

"Y'all notice how Tumblr is full of people blogging about guns? Seems like every other blog has a 'Trigger Warning.'"

"How does a man on a moon get his haircut? Eclipse it."

"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."

"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."

"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."

"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."

"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"

"What does the murderer say after he kills someone with a nail gun? Nailed it."