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Joke of the Day
"I doubt this is what the financial advisors meant when they told Lays to... adjust for inflation."
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"Donald Trump had a great inauguration speech It sounds like he Putin a lot of practice"
"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""
"A guy walks into a bar... The patient then exhibited signs of a concussion and a minor subdermal hematoma. Edit: Yes, a version of, ""A guy walks into a bar... and says 'ouch'."""
"I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina. But not if I've just taken off her knickers."
"*a dripping wet Kurt Cobain stumbles out of his garage* ""OK WHO REPLACED MY GUN WITH A SUPERSOAKER"""
"Robin: ""Let me drive the Batmobile!"" Batman: ""Never. I'd rather let Superman."" *wall breaks down* Superman: ""OMG really??"" Batman: ""No."""
"What is a cows favorite shade of red! Mooroon!"
"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?"