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Joke of the Day
"Sorry, I can't delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one"
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"I went all around town looking for an optometrist's office when, at long last, I found one. It was a site for sore eyes."
"Heading to Chinatown tomorrow just to hear the people there say the word ""election"" all day."
"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."
"A man asked a genie for a twelve-inch prick. He got a little man who ran up and down the bar kicking over drinks."
"If you love something, let it go. From the creators of ""If you're tired, go for a run,"" and ""If you're on fire, eat bees"""
"I can't find a shark website.... That's cos you're dum dum dum dum dum dum dumb......"
"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."
"Hello sir, I'm from your internet provider. You recently said that ""homosexuality is wrong"", so we've blocked you from seeing lesbian porn."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."