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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."

"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""

"Everyone asks me if I'm in a relationship with the blind girl that I recently met... But I'm just seeing her."

"I'll take a Friday the 13th over a Monday the 13th every single time."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill...? Walking... Jk Rowling."

"What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub? Throw your laundry in."

"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."

"You shouldn't come back, because later you'll still want to leave."

"What do you call a black guy who fly's a plane for a living? A PILOT you fucking racist!"

"I was talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours. We just clicked."