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Joke of the Day
"I'd tell you a joke about UDP.... But, I wouldn't know if you'd get it."
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"I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys."
"What is the penalty for telling a bad joke? The joke is it's own pun-ishment."
"What does Pac Man do when he's not eating dots? I don't know, probably just wakaround for a little while."
"I was offered a part in a silent film. I'm speechless."
"Why are women like parachutes? Because if they don't spread they are worthless."
"I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I'm not that much of a mourning person."
"I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase ""Blimpin ain't easy."""
"The only thing scarier than getting a call from an unknown number, is when that number doesn't leave a voicemail."
"What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti halloweenies devils food cake and booberry pie !"